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About the Muffinville Championship George Bush Bush never wanted his potential voters to know that he is actually from the proven-by-scientists stupidest place on Earth: The small Texas town of Muffinville. Finally, the truth is out! Muffinville Castle What will become of Muffinville Castle, which he owns, while he is away? Millions of Muffinville's tax dollars have already been invested in various comforts and conveniencies at the Castle, particularly the library, which Bush had put there specifically to ameliorate Muffinville's reputation of uneducation. The local newspaper Muffinville Daily quotes Bush in saying that while he's away as President of America, they'll film a reality show at the Castle and sell it to Hollywood. When Bush brings this idea to the Mayor, however, he is made aware that an important detail has slipped his mind: A reality show at Muffinville Castle would draw attention to Muffinville and probably make sure that somebody discovers the truth about him being a Muffinviller and therefore perhaps not fit to be president! Instead, the City Council suggest, they can start a football championship and let the Champions live at the Castle as a reward for every match they win! It'll be fun! Bush can come up with something better: The Muffinville Championship, which will later become the inspiration for another 20 seasons of American Gladiators. Pleased with himself, Bush returns to Washington D.C., feeling that his work in Muffinville is done. Now all he has to concentrate on is finding that asshole Osama bin Laden! About Hellomuffin! Hellomuffin is an experiment. I draw a strip now and then. That's basically all there is to it! |
Hellomuffin! A Study in Total B.S. by Ingrid Skard is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Norway License. |
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